gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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