I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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