just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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