If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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