The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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