YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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