I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I forgot wine drunk hurts
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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