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(703): View more from Virginia

is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?

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(512): View more from Texas

She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."

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(514): View more from Quebec

bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese

(312): View more from Illinois

Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?

(630): View more from Illinois

I love you bro

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...

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(914): View more from New York

I had to warn the neighbors

(757): View more from Virginia

Warn them about what?! It's noon

(914): View more from New York

"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...

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(214): View more from Texas

I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.

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