i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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