Me. At least after what I've been through.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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