have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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