It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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