Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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