So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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