its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Randomize
