You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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