how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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