Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
He is an equal opportunity slut.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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