I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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