Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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