this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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