Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Randomize
