i think i have herpe
just one?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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