awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
Randomize
