Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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