Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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