weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It's never too late to be topless.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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