Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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