so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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