Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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