i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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