I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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