She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Are we still banned from the library?
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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