moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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