Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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