So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she told me i tasted like america
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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