So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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