So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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