I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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