Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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