found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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