I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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