What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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