Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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