I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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