ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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