This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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