Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I have already put on my inside pants.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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