doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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