it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Randomize
