Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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