windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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