who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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