this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
