I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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