u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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