Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I smell like Dick and happiness
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
