someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
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