my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
