Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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